Kerry Underwood


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Candidates required to make futile suggestions concerning the legal system:

Job requirements:

  1. You must never have had a proper job.
  2. You must never have dealt with a client or member of the public.
  3. You most certainly must never have run your own business or taken any commercial risk.
  4. You must use the terms “platform”, “portal” and “technology” in every paragraph of anything you write.

Personal attributes

  1. A willingness to meddle in things you know nothing about.
  2. Having a completely safe tax payer funded job with an index-linked pension.
  3. Not have any real experience of real life.



Written by kerryunderwood

February 17, 2015 at 3:04 pm

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. Brilliant !

    greg schofield

    February 17, 2015 at 3:51 pm

  2. Where do I apply ?

    Tarquin Ponsonby Smythe

    Andrew Twambley

    February 18, 2015 at 8:19 am

  3. […] Kerry Underwood writes on the qualitiies needed for “Swivel Injustice Council” […]

  4. You’re going to get an awful lot of candidates!

    Coventry Man

    August 24, 2015 at 5:55 pm

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