A Dick Chilblain Special!
Our intrepid reporter catches up with legal entrepreneur Chris Innovator who tells of his life in the law in his own words:
” I started with the protection rackets of the Kray Twins – lovely boys – much maligned- but they got banged up so I moved in to Financial Services – same thing really but less violence.
That got regulated so I became a will-writer flogging dodgy funeral packages. Good one that as the client is always dead when the complaints roll in.
Then Claims Direct and The Accident Group – same thing as the protection rackets but with a bit more violence – but all good things must come to an end. As one door shuts another opens – Claims Management Companies and referral fees and ATE insurance! Those were the days!
Apart from a bit of PPI that is all over. Saw that coming so set up a few Medical Reporting Organisations – MROs – MOR’s more like – Money for Old Rope. This Gove chap seems to have sussed that one though, so I’ve got a few ABS’s on the go – they can get away with anything – and do.
Yes, the law has been good to me.”