Kerry Underwood


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That was the heading of a recent job advert in the Law Society Gazette online for a police authority. Our fearless reporter Dick Chilblain reports.


I met Sofa Sideboard, 36, Chaise-longue of the Furniture Liberation Front, a splinter group of the Campaign for a Furniture Discrimination Act:


” The language of power is about chairs and tabling. No-one wardrobes a motion or seeks a legally qualified commode. All items of furniture should be available for everything.”


WC Pan,162, of the extremist Toilet State group said his members were tired of being “p…ed on…. I live for the day when we have a Toilet of a Footsie 100 company and when jokes about toilets and motions are not considered acceptable.”


Change is resisted by the influential Chair and Table Association. Its spoke Aga Cooker,97, said that it was not realistic to expect footstools and umbrella stands to exercise power “for at least 50 years.” Cultural change and education was required.


The Solicitors Regulation Authority said that now it had abolished Continuing Professional Development and was scrapping training and exams and allowing Alternative Business Structures to do what they want  “there is no reason why any item of furniture should not own and manage a law firm- many do already.”


All the regulatory and representative bodies welcomed everything.


Written by kerryunderwood

February 16, 2016 at 7:55 am

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  1. Those who aspire to become legally-qualified chairs must surely begin their training as planks. Who else would want to enter the profession now?


    February 16, 2016 at 8:17 am

    • Sad, but true, although what goes round comes round. Current Nazi style yobbism of all political parties against lawyers,doctors, teachers, police and armed forces will end one day.


      February 16, 2016 at 6:15 pm

      • Yes indeed, but what will we have in its place?


        February 16, 2016 at 8:15 pm

      • Have had legal aid for most of the last 600 years – what is happening now is an historical aberration; we will return to a system that has worked well for the last 1,000 years.


        February 17, 2016 at 11:27 am

  2. Hi Kerry, thanks for that, very funny! X


    February 16, 2016 at 9:35 am

  3. […] Kerry Underwood on Legally Qualified Chair Required […]

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