ANYWHERE COUNTY COURT 2018: SEND IN THE CLOWNS
Scene: One of the four remaining County Courts. A personal injury small claim hearing is taking place.
Good morning. Please introduce yourself.
I am Fat Fred from the Dog and Duck.
I have a note from the Ipswich Union Insurance Company saying:-
“Do your worst – £400.00. In fact as part of our Corporate Social Responsibility kick throw in the extra £25.00 for the psychological injury – that will get a nice bunch of flowers.”
I want as much as possible as quickly as possible. I am on 60% of damages.
You mean 40% for you and 60% for your client?
I know what I mean. I am a McKenzie Friend. I can do what I want.
I see. The medical evidence is from a Doctor Doolittle Is he here?
Yes, that’s me. I am a McKenzie Doctor – cheaper and I just make the evidence up.
Well I am not sure about anything, so I am not going to make a decision at all – I am going to pretend that today never happened.
But you are a trained and qualified lawyer! It is your job to make a decision.
Me? Trained? Qualified? Lawyer? Whatever gave you that idea?
I have no training, no qualifications, no knowledge, no experience, no ethics, no nothing.
I am the Lord Chancellor.
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