Kerry Underwood

PORTAL, PORTAL LITTLE CLAIM

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Here is a response to the consultation paper on soft tissue injuries that the Ministry of Justice may just about understand. To the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star – but you may have guessed that. Or sing along to Johnny Cash’s Ballad of a Teenage Queen.

Portal, portal little claim

Now there’s no-one we can blame

Even though your neck is broke

English law thinks that’s a joke

Go and play the small claims track

You won’t get your money back

All the sums are out of date

Might as well claim off the state

Soon we’ll have no courts at all

Life will then be such a ball

If you’re rich and powerful

If you’re poor just sit and bawl

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Written by kerryunderwood

November 24, 2016 at 11:02 am

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