Kerry Underwood

BRIGGS ONLINE LIVE OPEN COURT (BOLLOC)

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Welcome to the Briggs Online Live Open Court (BOLLOC).

It is just £200.00 to bring a claim and all proceeds go to paying judges to write even more reports!

After all there won’t be many cases for them to deal with.

You don’t have to have a real claim.

Just pay £200.00 and name someone you don’t like as a defendant and you are in with a chance of a £25,000.00 win!

That’s the benefit of courts with no evidence, no witnesses, no lawyers and no judges!

If the automated triage garbage online digital artificial intelligence court can’t make up its mind then you are in the weekly Litigation Rollover Draw!

This week’s Litigation Rollover Draw is worth £200,000.00!

The President of the Supreme Court will be announcing the winner part way through the Brexit appeal.

So stay tuned to Supreme Court TV!!!

Next week: How to get a divorce by text.

 

 

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Written by kerryunderwood

December 8, 2016 at 7:13 am

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  1. Kerry –this stuff is class –keep it coming.

    Neil

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    Neil Davies

    December 8, 2016 at 7:21 am

  2. There should be a “like” button for your posts, or alternatively, the option to post an “angry face”…

    Greg Schofield

    December 8, 2016 at 10:33 am

  3. If something falls out of the new online process, could it be described as “Dropping a BOLLOC”?

    Chris W

    December 8, 2016 at 4:53 pm

  4. What’s in a name (Bolloc??)
    Hope all well and your expedition plans are coming along nicely
    Kind regards
    Jan

    Miller, Jan (LNG-HBE)

    December 8, 2016 at 8:40 pm

  5. 🙂 Fine thanks – hope you are too. Yes – training walks in the middle of an English winter….

    Just signing off proofs of the book.
    Kind regards
    Kerry

    kerryunderwood

    December 9, 2016 at 10:05 am


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